Ivanka Had The Most Classy And Elegant Boudoir Photos Taken For Father’s Day
byWASHINGTON. D.C. — Pretty Much First Lady Ivanka Trump reportedly had a series of classy, elegant boudoir photos taken as a gift for Father’s…
Trump, Un Set ‘Hard And Fast’ Self-Fellatio Time Limit Ahead of Summit
bySINGAPORE — Representatives from President Donald Trump and North Korea’s dictator Kim Jong Un announced via a joint statement today that they have agreed…
Trump Outraged Triple Crown Winner Justify Didn’t Have Hoof Over Heart During National Anthem
byAIR FORCE ONE — History was made this weekend when Justify became just the 13th horse in history to win the Triple Crown, but…
Leading Graduating Kindergartners, Trump Briefly Forgets Words to Pledge of Allegiance
byWASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, President Donald Trump experienced a brief moment of confusion when leading a local graduating kindergarten class in the Pledge…
On Call With Merkel, Trump Brings Up Taxation Without Representation
byWASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House announced today that it will be going over their world history flashcards with President Donald Trump after two…
Eric Trump Worried He Won’t Get To Go Down Big Slide After McConnell Cancels August Recess
byWASHINGTON, D.C. — A worried and anxious Eric Trump bounded into the Oval Office this morning, pushing past security and throwing the door open,…
Eagles Will Join Obama For Backyard BBQ
byPHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA — President Donald Trump has officially disinvited the Philadelphia Eagles football team from a visit to the White House, and the team…
Trump Asks Ivanka To Be ‘Fill-in Melanie’
byWASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump reached out his First Lady today and asked her to fulfill some of the duties of her stepmother, Melania…
Town Trump Supporter Plans Switch From Keystone Light To Ambien For A Better Night’s Racism
byCOLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — When Jehtro Bohiggins logged onto Twitter early one morning this week, he says he was “shocked and dismayed” to…