So You Decided To Buy A Subscription?

First of all, THANK YOU. 
I mean that genuinely. Secondly, I didn’t get a chance to tell you before you had faith in us and subscribed, but our subscription is for one dollar a month for 12 months, and it’s not going to automatically renew, and it won’t even remind you to renew. I did this for two reasons.

  1. I fucking HATE when stuff automatically renewing. It’s annoying as hell.
  2. Let’s face it, we’re not in any position to offer you much in the way of perks accept real gratitude and a promise to continue to bring you the exact kind of content that brought you to us in the first place and made you want to give us a hundred pennies a month for 365 days.

Those who are in on the ground floor, our very first patrons if you will, will not not be forgotten. We’re trying to blaze new paths and embrace the Internet paradigm, so thanks for playing along in the experiment.
High-5’s and Ass Grabs,
James Schlarmann
Editor/Writer/Chronic Foolhearted Dumbass

2 Comments on So You Decided To Buy A Subscription?

  1. Rock the house, James. You have a dream, an opinion, and some command, as it were, of the ability to write in an entertaining way. Yay for you! We who subscribe to the “You Can’t Make This Shit Up” School of Thought Applaud you for Messrs. Colbert, Stewart, Krugman, et al to keep the heat on the despicably lame Republicans. BTW, can you BELIEVE someone gives a SHIT about the President getting a Marine to hold an Umbrella over him during a Rose Garden Reception for the Prime Minister of Turkey? He’s the Soldier’s BOSS, fer christ’s sake. Where I come from, your boss says “Jump,” you say “How High?” In the fucking Marines, you say, “How High, SIR?” Please, keep the heat on these morons who believe way too often that enough people in this fair land are stupid enough to put them back in power. Thank You!

    • Tip of the cap to you, good sir. Thank you for the compliments. I am humbled and hope you keep coming back! –James

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